milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 18, 2020

Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.

Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?

by The Dank Man July 1, 2018

milf

your mom

"haha
milf pretty"

by bussei March 27, 2021

MILF

Mohobbat I'd Like to Forget

She's a milf

by grandfucksand January 25, 2023

Montclair MILF

1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.

1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf”
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.

“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.

by Pseudohan August 26, 2022

milf

mother. I'd. Like. To. Fuck
MILF.
She is the moment, she is an icon, she is the future, nobody can stop her.

Melany: Who's that?
Yeri: milf.

by peepeeissmall April 8, 2021

Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz

Past tense for split.

I wish this big rod wouldn't Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz so far and so soon.

by (YT) The Sage December 29, 2022