Chris Pratt: Oh this is really a Mexican Champagne?
Guillermo Rodriguez: Yea it is!
Chris: Alright.
Guillermo: I don’t mess around. Cheers.
Chris: That Is. . . Tequila.
Guillermo Rodriguez: Yea it is!
Chris: Alright.
Guillermo: I don’t mess around. Cheers.
Chris: That Is. . . Tequila.
by AltLore March 4, 2015
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Unemployed Santa. Man that fucking Mexican Santa screwed me out of a job again. Trumps gonna fix this shit with the wall.
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After consuming several tacos a person vomits onto a woman's taint causing a lava like flow of vomit to gush into both the anal and vaginal entryways. Not to be confused with the Mexican trash can or Mexican dumpster which involve puking into the vagina or anus respectively.
by Coco Sean December 30, 2016
Get the mexican landfill mug.When you are going to finger a girl start with one finger and continually say Uno. Then slip in the second finger saying Dos. Third finger Tres. Forth finger Cuotro. Then say Cinco as you fist your girl. When she screams you open your fist and wave saying Hola.
I picked this girl up the other night and gave her the Mexican Wave. She couldn’t walk the next day.
by Stack Hat August 2, 2019
Get the The Mexican Wave mug.When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.
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1. To pretend to be Mexican.
2. To suggest or imply you are of Mexican decent when, in fact, you are not.
From the words pseudo (meaning false or counterfeit; fake) and Mexican (meaning a native or inhabitant of Mexico).
1. To pretend to be Mexican.
2. To suggest or imply you are of Mexican decent when, in fact, you are not.
From the words pseudo (meaning false or counterfeit; fake) and Mexican (meaning a native or inhabitant of Mexico).
Malinowski is of Jewish and Polish origin, therefore if someone of this name was light skinned with blonde hair, claiming to be Mexican would be pseudo-mexicism.
by L33tLara March 17, 2005
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