milf

Moose I'd Like (to) Fuck

like milf
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck but instead its with a moose
now a moose could be well a moose or it could be a guy named moose, so its okay to call a moose a milf

"i see a milf"
where?
"there"
but thats a guy
"i know hes a milf"
again he's a guy and his name is moose
"yes! milf, moose i'd like (to) fuck"
oh.... well okay than but i wouldnt tell him that

"why?"
because he might add it to urban dictionary

by billy bo billy willly bo nilly July 18, 2011

Milf-Bagging

When your car is parked in the Tim Horton's parking lot and a milf walks by and rubs her purse on the car.

Some guy: I just got milf-bagged!

Other guy: Haha milf-bagging

by Johnny Freestuff June 9, 2010

Milf Monday

A twitter trending topic which refers to people posting about their Milf of the week!

"On #MilfMonday my milf of the week was Sarah Palin!"
"What a hot milf monday post!"

by alexacclaimed November 16, 2009

milf

Lois griffin

Lois griffin is a milf!

by urban12323 June 15, 2014

milfing

Working your way up to become a damn hot mom

Milfing your way up to an escalade... Be a milf, find a man, get married, and have babies to put in the escalade.

by FutureMilf March 9, 2014

Milf

Mother I like to fuck. A very hot mom that you would fuck

Dude 1: hey you know Masons mom

Dude 2: yeah she's a Milf

Dude 1: yeah I'd fuck her

by Villecat June 22, 2015

milf

Milf

Its used in porn movie
Milf8

by robertmc706 November 16, 2016