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Matthew

Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.
Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent
by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.
Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew
by Campbell Young August 30, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality
Everyone likes Matthew.
by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew's are very charming and calm. Though he can be a bird and a nerdt bag. He has an obsession over feet. His feet smell like parmesan cheese.
Matthew is such a turd bag
by Bird johnson October 25, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is the boy with the looks, the personality, and really everything a girl wants. He is so clueless that he will play with tons of girls' hearts. Every girl wants him even though most likely he will never be taken. Usually, Matthews only fall for one girl in their whole life, and who ever that girl is, is hella lucky.
Wow, he is probably a Matthew.
by My_love_life_sucks October 28, 2020
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matthew

hes short, kinda annoying, can be nice but looks like spongebob
matthew is so short lmfao
by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020
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matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob
bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce
by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020
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