Matthew

The Most Gayest Guy On Earth And He Rapes People

That Dude Jack Is A Matthew

by BillyBobJoeWilly December 8, 2017

Matthew

Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad

Matthews prefers 9D and is the best English Teacher!!

by Biblical banta December 2, 2016

Matthew

1) A man who has a tendency to allow woman to ride him
2)A man who goes into Kid- Cudi Induced coma's
3)Usually a man who will clap anyones cheeks in a childrens toy store

OMG!!! Matthew literallly clapped my cheeks at the Lego store while we listened to Sonic: Beat It by Micheal Jackson.

by Darklejandro November 14, 2016

Matthew

Damn Matthew he got them big calves. He walks like a beast.. no one messes with Matthew. Clumsy as fuck, your nose piercing will fly out if mat throws a pillow at you... if your near him you will get bruises...

“Hey man, wear thick clothing, that mans a Matthew”

by Whatshappening11 May 29, 2021

matthew

a matthew is a dumb cunt who suckes to much dick and doesn't own up to things he did

oh my fucking god... matthew does not confess that he cheated

by inferno855 July 21, 2018

Matthew

Cannot spell basic words. Thinks he’s spicy but isn’t. And is actually garbage at mario kart

Matthew spells friends “fiends”

by Nanakwnananajna May 17, 2018

Matthew

hes strong has a big dick and is a extremely attractive latino. He has a sexy girlfriend and loyal friends that will back him any time. He also has excellent hair and brown eyes.

Matthew is long and a cute guy.

by Matthew latino June 4, 2021