Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009

louser

Irish, particularly Dublin, slang that means someone who ruins things, or just a general bollix.

He loused that up!
He's a feckin' louser!

by fromireland October 29, 2007

louis vuitton

A clothing brand which produces clothing, purses, accessories, shoes, etc. Most "LV" purses you see are fake, and yet people still buy them. Personally, the pattern isn't that attractive and the main reason people even have these purses is to pretend they are rich.

If I had a $10 000 dollar purse, I wouldn't be swinging it around like her.

by braindoo December 31, 2004

Lounse

Shouted randomly by onyx and coots.

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by J July 29, 2006

Louisiana Windshield Wiper

The act of cumming on someones glasses, and then wiping with your shit covered ass hair

hey i gave dave a louisiana windshield wiper yesterday

by wtfmeinda ass May 22, 2010

Louisiana Plow

Violent sexual act in which a knife is used to cut from the bottom of the vagina through the gouch to the anus, creating a hole which is then used for intercourse

"Dude, you know that Alex girl?"
"Yeah, she's a total bitch."
"You're right, but she is smoking hot. I'd love to get her with a Louisiana Plow."

by Jeffreh_of_Ninety-Five December 27, 2011

Louisiana Longhorn

When you are from Louisiana and move to Texas to fufill the dream of manifesting destiny, as the history books say, you adapt to being called a Louisiana Longhorn, aka Texas Tiger.

Based from the root words LSU Tigers and UT Longhorns.

When your Daddy is from Louisiana and your Momma is from Texas, you become the product they will call their Louisiana Longhorn.

When ya daddy first laid eyes on ya momma, they knew a Louisiana Longhorn was soon to come.

by jvincent14 August 29, 2012