A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

Condom Commercial Kid by arka May 23, 2008

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Fat Kid Mentality

a person who used to be a fat kid (a former fat kid) and is now skinny and fit and even good looking, but they still feel like a fat kid inside and will always think like a fat kid.

Girl 1: I don't understand why he left his shirt on while we were having sex.

Girl 2: It is because of fat kid mentality.

Fat Kid Mentality by Girly115 April 6, 2010

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Khmer Kid

The guy who wrote the song "Smoke Weed"
Somehow people got a hold of this song, even though I don't think Khmer Kid even has a CD or single, and now people play it all the time thinking it is the best weed smoking song ever, even though Khmer Kid probably made the song off his Dell computer. That being said, the song is actually pretty good for being made in his house/room.

"Smoke Weed" is a good song to blaze to, but who the hell is Khmer Kid?

Khmer Kid by Gracen March 12, 2008

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This kid said Shaun White

A friendly greeting with swagger

Walk up to someone - "This kid said Shaun White"
Other Person - "Ohh hell naa whats up mang?"

This kid said Shaun White by Jamondo Rudolf January 9, 2010

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