Skip to main content

conservative kid

That one kid at your school that almost never talks. This individual watches "Ben Shapiro destroys liberals" type of videos on the daily, he would always start an argument with feminists. His behaviors is very much like that of an incel. He unironicly uses words like "libtard" and "cuck" and thinks anyone that's a liberal is a SJW. Someone expressing a thought that he considers slightly liberal will cause him to start an "argument" calling you one of the previously written words. The conservative kid also thinks using Pepe memes will "trigger the libs". Posts edgy and offensive memes and waits for someone to get offended just to call them a "triggered pussy". his taste in memes consist of bashing liberals and talking about how "fragile" they are, then proceed to make a tantrum when he gets in an argument with a liberal in the internet. Its common that the conservative kids favorite school subject is History and calls himself a "history geek". The conservative kid is, in other words, the right-wing version of a SJW.
person 1: Hey Son how was your first day of school?
person 2: Pretty entertaining, the conservative kid got in an argument with the classes feminists.
by rixxard April 6, 2020
mugGet the conservative kid mug.

Kid President

The most goddamn energetic kid on the planet. he likes corn dogs and space jam. he's also met Obama and he is the most amazing kid
Me: Have you seen kid president yet ?
Person: No
Me: STFU never talk to me
by Mindless_Parsnip October 15, 2020
mugGet the Kid President mug.

kitchen kid

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
by lintybusiness December 28, 2011
mugGet the kitchen kid mug.

No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.
person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.
by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018
mugGet the No kidding Einstein mug.

Kindi Kids

A spin-off of Shopkins, typically a "baby doll" that bobbles its head.

Kindi Kids gets its name from the word kindergarten. The American equivalent of preschool and Reception class at primary school. The dolls are all supposed to be youngsters getting started at kindergarten, with the additional accessories helping to create a fun classroom environment where the dolls play.
My sister got Kindi Kids for Christmas.
by Koria Cousley December 29, 2022
mugGet the Kindi Kids mug.

sketch kid

Kids, generally teenagers or young adults ages 14-24, who go to raves every weekend and rely on apple stores to use WiFi. Instead of getting a job or going to school, they walk around downtown areas for hours everyday looking for other sketch kids, as they usually do not have minutes, if they even have a phone. Sketch girls do not own even a single tube of lipstick because they go into Sephora to do their makeup for free. Although sketch kids are generally always broke, they seem to always have money for drugs and alcohol. Also although they have homes they sleep on the second floor of McDonalds.
1.
Guy 1: Those are total sketch kids
Guy 2: Who? The kids wearing kandi and taking selfies on the computers in Apple?
Guy 1: Oh them too, I meant the ones sleeping in McDonalds.
by creaktumblr November 4, 2014
mugGet the sketch kid mug.

Scum Kid

An individual or group that is associated with one or all of the following activities: noise rock, veganism, doc martins, heroin, David Lynch, rock-a-billy, ear spacers, star tattoos, hemp products, horn rim glasses, free verse poetry, gender studies, Nihilism, French Existintialism, Lucky Strike's, Schlitz beer, Ancient Age whisky.

*All of these activites are indicator of a Scum Kid, but are not bad in and of themselves.
God it reeks of cheap whisky and body odor. Why are we at a party where everyone looks like a prepubecent boy, even the girls, and Wolf Eyes is the background music? This is total a Scum Kid festival! ROCK!
by belac82 July 23, 2009
mugGet the Scum Kid mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email