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Johnny Ballfart 

Someone who should be elected president in 2024. Doesn't matter what their party is, or their belief, just vote for them in 2024.
Johnny Ballfart: "Make America Fart Again!"
Random U.S. citizen: "I'm voting for you in 2024!"
Johnny Ballfart by Sneed2600 August 17, 2022

Johnny Donkey Dick 

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash
She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick
Johnny Donkey Dick by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022

Johnny and the Kid 

"Johnny and the Kid" an unseperable duo of great power.
Johnny and the Kid by Kuyob Enal October 17, 2022

Johnny Suh 

Johnny Such means he is: The most hottest person in the world.
the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word.
Mark: "Hey who's Johnny?"

Any person who has been summoned by this word: Johnny suh means: The most hottest person in the world:
"the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word."
Johnny Suh by thebestnctzen October 23, 2022

johnny cashhole 

A sunburn on my literal asshole; a ring of fire if you will.
Fell asleep tanning my ass and ended up with a Johnny Cashhole

Johnny Derp 

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.
Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.