Jeremy

A seagull that is fat and eats McDonald’s

“Look at that seagull eating an Oreo McFlurry, what a Jeremy”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025

Jeremy G

Jeremy G is a great cock... I mean cook! He can grill, chill, and fills the bills. Cash the check, rash on the neck, but not really the rash though it just rhymed. If you are interested in Jeremy G then you should CHECK him out at Abominable Bomb in a Bowl on the tube.

I wish I could cook as well as Jeremy G. He is so cool. (Average penis though)

by Zur Does KC January 25, 2021

Jeremy moment

A situation that defies logic or expectations in a way that feels bizarrely fitting for someone like Jeremy. It's less about what Jeremy says, and more about his presence and gestures, his "gesthics" in moments that are strangely chaotic, awkward, or unexpected. A "Jeremy Moment" captures that vibe of, "Yeah, that would totally happen to Jeremy."

The vending machine exploded and started playing classical music. Total Jeremy moment.

by Scoopsoup May 12, 2025

Pulling a Jeremy

The art of "pulling a jeremy" is when party a does not want to participate in any previously planned activities but instead of relaying the message of cancellation party a (the canceler) gives party b (the cancelee) a maybe, causing excruciating pain to party b and immobilizing them indefinitely.

Friend 1: yo bro we still going to that cougar bar like we planned?

Friend 2: ehh idk bro, maybe i can go but i just stepped on glass earlier and my mom just got home, but ill let you know..

Friend 1: you really a pulling a jeremy right now

by Coachbag August 28, 2023

jeremy

fatass bitch

fuck you fatass bitch ill fucking kill you jeremy

by fatass-bitch November 20, 2023

jeremy

ugly and fat, obsessed with girls way out of his league and a major stalker

jeremy is such a red flag

by gokyspls December 18, 2023

Jeremy

Jeremy is a gift/blessing that’s only given to the luckiest and choosen woman in the world to give her the strength,light,support,love and reason to wake up every morning and conquer every trials.A Jeremy deserves everything.Once you have him,make sure that you’ll never let him go or let anyone take him away from you because he’s one of a kind and nothing compares to him.He’s also addictive that you might wouldn’t be able to sleep at night thinking about him,you wouldn’t notice that you’re smiling when you’re imagining some things,you’ll full your phone storage of his pictures and stare at them every minute and your day wouldn’t be completed if you didn’t talk to him.He’s also attractive that any girl would fall so easily especially because of his lovely eyes that tells everything,his angelic voice that makes you feel like floating and his soft kissable lips.

Jeremy,You’ll always be my one and only favorite and my number one priority.No matter how far you are,You’re my home.I’m really excited to spend the rest of my life with you.I love you so much baby

by You future wife,Kerzteen August 15, 2021