Ford courier

If the head blows it transforms into a steam train
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation

Lawrence has a ford courier and the head blew, unfortunately he was in self denial

by Jessejw October 6, 2020

FORD Maverick

The Ultimate Off Road 4x4.
Not only is this a beast of a rig, but whoever is fortunate enough to own one is a Maverick themselves.

Typically used for helping Toyotas out of bog holes.

Especially, FJ Cruisers, Land Cruisers and 80 series.

Troy: Hey you have a Maverick, can you help me out of this bog hole.

Jon: Hey, my cruisers tail gate is broken, but your Ford Maverick is still going strong. I knew I should have upgraded when I had the chance…

by swb_1990 May 17, 2023

Psychological torture by ford

Growing up in Homewood health center and ford mustang and caddilac then abruptly trespassed look up legally defined torture

Ford Mustang GT is guilty of inciting riots and psychological torture by ford after 20 year of loyalty

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Ford

only speaks in quack

The word Ford is a person who can only quack quack

by Lit_Tomato December 12, 2019

Ford

A Ford is a car which it’s name stands for: Found On Road Dead

Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.

by juulbreel March 18, 2020

Harrison Ford

An old man who all of the middle aged women still fall for because of his role in Star Wars, commonly known as Star Wars IV: A New Hope.

Man: What do you think of Harrison Ford?
Middle aged women: Oh, he's hot.

by anonymous December 14, 2020

RUBY FORD

Robo caller, possible AI engineered. After verifying there is not an actual human caller on the line, disconnect.

If you receive a robo call from Ruby Ford just disconnect the call.

by datswatshesaid February 26, 2025