I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
by herobean5836 April 25, 2022
Get the Shadow the hedgehogmug. Dam Robert you better break out the old lady's razor and shave them nuts because you have a bad case of Bag Shadow
by The Stiffis October 8, 2015
Get the Bag Shadowmug. Henry- "Dang, Peter isn't gay. I kind of have a crush on him."
Sierra- "Don't worry, Gina is just his shadow hoe."
Sierra- "Don't worry, Gina is just his shadow hoe."
by Random Sponge March 2, 2015
Get the Shadow Hoemug. What Manchester City live in.
by man like web February 14, 2021
Get the shadowmug. "Shadow Humor" Is when someone hides in the shadows of the phrase "Dark Humor" to openly hate on a specific kind of person or serious concept. For example, someone using shadow humor would frequently say things along the lines of "*insert specific kind of people* are so stupid. I could literally walk up to them and they would be *insert joke about common stereotype about said person* and then proceed to tell you your just too much of a snowflake to get dark humor. Someone who uses shadow humor also uses it for specific subjects pretty often.
Tyler: Haha dude watch me get sent to the principles office for slapping some girls wrist and saying "I like yuh cut g"
Kevin: That's the seventh joke you've made about people with problems like that today ... it's not even funny... there's no punchline you're just making fun of people who suffer from self-harm...
Tyler: Shut up Kevin! It's called 'Dark. Humour.' You're just too much of a snowflake to understand.
Kevin: That's not dark humor. You're using shadow humor. Stop using dark humor as an excuse to make fun of people with actual problems.
Kevin: That's the seventh joke you've made about people with problems like that today ... it's not even funny... there's no punchline you're just making fun of people who suffer from self-harm...
Tyler: Shut up Kevin! It's called 'Dark. Humour.' You're just too much of a snowflake to understand.
Kevin: That's not dark humor. You're using shadow humor. Stop using dark humor as an excuse to make fun of people with actual problems.
by Lil_Dum_Dum December 1, 2020
Get the Shadow Humormug. Someone who plays Counter Strike Source and owns the noobs with his 1337 skillz. They randomly switch clans on rare occasion but like to stick with their friends for the most part.
by Shadow987666 July 25, 2008
Get the shadow-kunmug. “Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”
by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022
Get the Shadow warriormug.