cabbage

cabbage is cabbage and therefore it is wonderful

are you a cabbage?

by cabbagepseudonym April 26, 2022

Cabbage

Cabbage

I will you some cabbage to pay for the expenses

by anonymous August 14, 2022

Muff Cabbage

It's...a...ummm... It's a Jersey thing....

Jersey Asshole 1:Ya muff Cabbage

Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch

Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE

Jersey Asshole 2:......

Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!

Jersey Asshole 2:Ok

by REEEEP10911 October 19, 2010

Cabbage

Marijuana/weed

I was getting baked from smoking cabbage

by TitmouseM February 16, 2024

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Hacking the cabbage

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.

"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

.......

by Roryson May 7, 2010

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019