wood fairy

Prostitutes that hang around back country roads, especially in Poland

I happened to see the mystical wood fairy today on my way to work.

by Swat Team 6 April 20, 2016

Lilly Wood

Lilly Wood is the most thoughtful, funniest, confident, hottest gal you’ll ever meet. She’ll give you something out of nowhere when your least expecting it. She’s just so cool she’ll do or say whatever she feels like most the time, not worrying about what others think. This is inspiring and well encourage And influence others to be better people. Also Lilly is a funny gal. Not all gals know how to make people laugh, but Lilly Wood doesn’t have an issue with that. Lilly Wood is a person who will worry and not realize that she’s loved sometimes. So you have to learn to be more affectionate and let her know what she means to you. Lilly Wood can really light up your world and teach you how great a best friend can be. That’s why I’m so blessed to have her in my life.

Dustin: Yo Lilly wanna go smoke some weed?
Lilly Wood: No thank you, I’m an athlete.

by Ashtoman December 20, 2020

pulp wood

Derogatory term for a Black person, first appearing in the deep south during Reconstruction. Many freed slaves, seking gainful employment along the southern Atlantic coast worked in paper factories. Most were employed to carry the wood pulp in and out of the factories, thus giving the name of Pulp Woods.

person A: Somebody broke into my car and stole my CDs.
person B: Do you know who it was?
person A: Probably a Pulp Wood.

by Wallis Fuller August 24, 2006

Woozy Wood

Having such an extremely large penis that in the morning when an erection is achieved, the subject feels faint and nauseous due to the reduction in blood pressure to the brain

Jeremy woke up with morning wood and now feels woozy, a typical case of woozy wood

by Dean Carroll November 10, 2006

morning wood

the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old

Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.

Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.

by spunkTanker April 28, 2011

uncut wood

uncut wood is an uncircumcised boner.

Since many of the cadets in my squadron are uncircumcised, I suck a lot of uncut wood!

by eda-skip March 30, 2022

Tiger Woods

a highball cocktail. Hennessy mixed with ginger ale. Clearly, heavier on the hennessy than the ginger ale. Served on the rocks in a collins glass or a tall tumbler.

Bartender: DAMN, you look beat up.

Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.

Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.

Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE December 20, 2009