paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

War Paint

the term used when a person smears feaces over their face for sexual gratification

god, did you see lynden with his war paint on?

by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008

war paint

while getting a blowjob, you pull out and ejaculate on her face. aim for the eyes, and as she wipes away your load, it smears all her make-up and she looks like she belongs in an apache war party.

i took that girl home and decided to give her some war paint.

by trlynch13 July 2, 2008

Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.

He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.

by Evan Spink December 4, 2009

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008

Medibang Paint Pro

A free drawing software available for computers and smartphones whose main objective is the creation of comics and digital illustrations by the user, it includes all the necessary tools to create varied content in it.

Dude 1: Wow man, that drawing is amazing!
Dude 2: Thank you very much.
Dude 1: How did you do it?
Dude 2: I did it using Medibang Paint Pro.

by SteveSanz3011 April 30, 2021

painted like a indian

When having sex with a virgin, you go so hard that the blood manages to get on your face, making you look like a Indian painted for battle.

Wow man last night i was painted like a Indian.

by Bubdlub August 20, 2017