human cigar

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.

Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar

by Cool kids 26 May 21, 2017

Human Cinnamon

Its a person on Instagram,Twitter,Tumblr and blog. Shes really nice and sweet and she takes kick-ass photos. (her name is Pavithra)

Hey. Have you read the article on human cinnamon blog? Its pretty cool

by RichardSullivanVanDaunge December 4, 2017

Human pudding

human pudding is a combination of semen,blood,vomit,urine,mucus and other bodily fluids.

dude i did a metal dan on some kid down the street and we made human pudding

by xenbutt December 7, 2017

Human bayblade

When you tear off a triple amputee last limb then proceed to spin him/her/other yelling bayblade bayblade let it rip

I used my friend as a human bayblade

by Fuck your pseudonym May 10, 2018

human goo

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch

The backside of this handle is covered in human goo

by Chef Tortuga March 6, 2017

Tri Human

1; Me, Myself, I.

2; Father, Son, Spirit.
3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.
4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.

The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.

by kavesa February 5, 2017

human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.

Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.

by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012