horny

when you are in the mood to have sex. one way to cure the feeling is by masturbation.

oh man im so horny, i could fill a pool!

by allyson dinger December 28, 2005

hoopy

Crazy, weird, trippy, bizarre, strange, curious; cool, nifty, really great; unexpected- especially unexpectedly opportune.

As used in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Man, directors from the 70's really liked to make some hoopy stuff.

by Ayla December 27, 2004

horny

The feeling I get when I read Urban Dictionary.

peekaboo? Haha! *shifts in seat*

"Dude! Did you read the definition for 'porcupine'?"
"Yeah Dude, now I'm horny!"

by Vampire Hedgehog October 10, 2008

horny

When someone become sexually aroused after being near someone who is a total hottie.

By boyfriend was pretty horny the other day when I slept next to him in a sports bra and boxers. O:-)

by Mysteria May 3, 2004

Horny Mushroom

A mushroom monster in the game MapleStory, it has a blue spiky top, giving it the name "Horny Mushroom". Its name is isint as funny as Pianus however.

Mapler1: Dude I got killed trying to kill 20 Horny Mushrooms at once!

Mapler2: Thats not the only thing thats horny around here!

Mapler3: GIVE ME MONEY!!!!!!

Mapler4: noobs...

by Splek February 19, 2009

Horny

The sexaual desire maybe when you read or watch making you have the nerve to masturbate or have sex.

I got in trouble today, so I have detention. As my hot sexy teacher grades papers she looks at me and sits there. She slowly pulled sown her cheetah red panties as I see her from the corner of my eye. With her long skirt she walks over to me and says "you might stay ghost here an hour longer." As she bites her lips. She gets on top of me while im sitting in my chair and pulled all of my clothes off. She starts to strip also. Without expecting she gives mw head. Couple minutes later she ridea me moaning and groaning. About thirty minutes later I cum and cum and cum. I was no longer horny.

by Nastywords October 1, 2016

horny

When someone really needs bed action or something similar. Can be solved by masturbating.

One day at school Taylor was walking in the hallway. She decided she didn't want to go to class. So she went to hide in the bathroom.While she was in the bathroom she suddenly thought of her crush Tim. To her Tim was the hottest guy in school. Just the thought of him made her horny and wet. Unwillingly, she stuck her hand down into her denim jeans. By then her pussy was soaked and throbbing. She started gently rubbing her hand on her vagina. Then she rubbed faster and pressed harder. Soon her jeans and panties were on the floor and Taylor had three fingers in her pussy. While fingering herself with one hand she pinched her tits through the fabric of her bra. After a few more minuets of this she finally came. As she was putting her cloths back on the bell rung for the next class. "Just in time" she thought.

by Sexymerp April 7, 2011