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Shazam the hamster

The best Hamster that ever did live. He was fast as fuck and a loyal little guy. Overall the best Hamster in the whole wide world.
Person one: I love my Shazam the Hamster he really was the best
by xXHamsterLover69420Xx December 20, 2023
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rascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

The character that Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble is playing in "The Duchess Approves."
Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"
by Aa2we March 13, 2024
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Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster

The sexual act of climbing on the roof while putting your penis through the sunroof as your partner performs oral. Looking like a hamster drinking from a bottle
Took my girl for a ride out in the country when we stopped she wanted to take advantage of the sunroof and try the Thirsty Hamster #Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster
by This Fing Guy April 30, 2024
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Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.
“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”
by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025
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Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant
I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.
by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025
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a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time
'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''
by qph servant November 18, 2025
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old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.
farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”
by firerose222 December 28, 2025
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