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you have are the stupid

person 1: "you have are the stupid"
Person 2: "wha-"
person 1: *disappears*
by uegh October 13, 2022
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If we don't have it...

A fat cow "If we don't have it..."

Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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you have tard

"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies
Jack- Ur mom is homosexual
Marcel- you have tard
Jack- *Fucking melts into water and flesh*
by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018
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Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice in reply, or when someone says Hi and you have no freaking clue who they are!
-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?
by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020
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having a shit one

Having a good day or… a shit one
Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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No-Pillow-Having-Wife

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.
My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.
by Ixidor Waveharp February 15, 2021
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have-a da stupid

have-a da stupid is a phrase often said by mothers from a foreign country when their children do something dumb, idiotic or stupid.
Guido: "Aye, ma. OH! I'm in jail. OH! You gotta bail me out. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"
by Brock_Lee September 4, 2022
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