Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Red Greened

Fixing something with tape. Usually, it referes to someone who fixes everything with tape

She came into his room and noticed he must be a lazy asshole cause everything in his room was Red Greened.

The shitty boyfriend Red Greened her car and booked it to his whore's house.

by Anaise November 18, 2005

the green apples

diarrhea; short for "the green apple splatters." Can also be referred to as "the green apps."

Ugh, I had the green apples all night last night.

by catjackson October 16, 2008

Anna Green

Closely related to a molly green but blond.

First girl: I'm a Molly Green!

Second girl: You can't be, since Molly Greens are brunettes!

First girl: Well call me an Anna Green and get me some highlights!

by someonesomeoneelse March 29, 2009

drilling green

when you consume so much 420 good good CUSH that you end up BONING your best bros!

My homies and I were drilling green until my ex wife came in, then we were drilling pink

by PoorMan’sBBB March 4, 2022

texts go green

Drake’s beautiful attempt to bless his audience with such greatness on his album Honestly, Nevermind. Texts go green is simply referring to an Imessage being sent but it turns green rather than blue inferring one has been blocked.

Drake - “Texts go green, it hits a little different, dont it?”
P.S. - Honestly, Nevermind was a great album, stop the hate and appreciate greatness.

by KingmfK August 11, 2022

Green Hit

Fresh weed unmolested by the flame. This hit typically tastes better than all subsequent hits.

"Pack that again and pass it to me so I can light it up and take a fresh green hit!"

by Johan von Rumlinhoffer May 13, 2005