funny

What everybody wishes they were and tries to be, but very few people actually are.

Random things are considered hysterically funny by some, while others find random things extremely pointless.

Rob: Hey Bob, why did the chicken cross the road?
Bob: Why Rob!?!! OMFG
Rob: *insert punchline here*
Bob: OMFG, n00b, I heard that before, it's not funny *punches Rob*


(This example is a perfect example. Not because Rob is trying to be funny, but because I made it trying to be funny, but it failed miserably.)

by Phunnyman April 30, 2005

Funny Person

What you call a black person but secretly without saying the n word cause then the glock 22 will come out

Make your pro clubs guy funny

Ok ( makes him black)
That’s a funny person

by anonymous September 15, 2020

funnyjunk

Probly the best shit ever where people sit around and laugh at REALLY AWESOMELY CUTE ASS CATS!!! Its so cool there's so many cute little cats!!

Chelsea: omg! I wish I could see non stop cute little cats
Roxy_baby: you sure can go see funnyjunk its the bomb
*Chelsea looks at funnyjunk*
Chelsea: I love this so much!! Thank you Roxy_baby *schmoo schmoo schmoo*

by guess who!! Vixen January 10, 2009

funny

Someone who can be described as bisexual. A person who is attracted to both sexes.

"I saw your girl and her girlfriend the other day, damn I didn't know she was funny" (male to male conversation)

by Hoodie da Boodie June 22, 2008

funny gullet

1. The oral cavity and throat, applying specifically to said oral cavity when it's owner happens to be performing fellatio.

"Tell her you wanna check her tonsils, then jam the jimmy in the funny gullet."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

The Big Funny

When someone is plain retarded...

O man... u have The Big Funny

by GayWhoreSlut May 30, 2018

It's funny because it's poisonous!

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.

Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!

by Anonymous February 21, 2003