Jacksonvile,Florida 

Murder capital of the united states.

Jacksonvile,Florida:Murder capital of the united states.
New jersey: Duchebag Capital of the united states.
New York: Dickhead capital of the united states.
Blairsvile Georgia:Unknown capital of JACK SHIT!

Jacksonvile,Florida by Thatdudefromflorida January 22, 2011

University of Florida 

The best public college in the world in education and athletics!

We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida

University of Florida by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Lake County, Florida 

The central part of lake county, it is where many notable senior citizens go to rot and die. Chock full of small towns, parts are picturesque: Mount Dora (home of the world famous Renniger's Flea Market and Antique Fair Extrvaganzas). These are the parts filled with old people. However, the rest of these dumpey small towns are filled with parents too tired or poor to live anywhere else, with teenaged offspring that, in turn, grow up to live in Lake County.

"Rachael committed suicide because she couldn't get out of Lake County, Florida, and was afraid to grow old and rot there, much like her parents."

Lake County, Florida by clearbu2 February 20, 2009

englewood florida

a shit hole of a town, not alot of people live there. Not well none of. Very boreing there, can never fond anything to do unless your destroying something or drinking alcohol. E-wood is growing and alot of yankees like to come here but we don't like it.

Jenna- "let's go to englewood florida"

frank "i don't want to be bored all day."

englewood florida by biancka March 27, 2009

holly hill florida 

a small white trash city right next to daytona beach, florida. full of drunks, trailer trash, and mad pill poppers. not just the kids, but the adults too. most kids drop out of school by age 16 sometimes even sooner, commiting truency. stealing, drugs, prostitution, and domestic abuse is very common along with homeless people. 2 schools; a middle school and elementry school full of punk ass kids mostly blacks and hispanics. this city is full of losers that will never acomidate to be anything important, just a failure and a fail parent, resulting in a never ending cycle.

dude 1: dude i have to go into holly hill florida to get my weed and pills, luckily the xanex only costs 1.50$ea for 2mg, because everone has them and they're so easy to get but they're weed is dirt.

dude 2: damn dude that sucks, ive been there before, its more like "holy hell" rather than holly hill. you should just go to the town right next to it; ormond beach, they have dank weed, but you cant beat those pill prices

holly hill florida by a pinto bean January 16, 2011

University of Florida 

Go see the definition for Heaven

The University of Florida is next to heaven in the amount of win it has.

University of Florida by John Zupancic February 4, 2008

University of Florida 

A university in Gainesville, Florida that is a cesspit. The people are rude, obnoxious and above all else, uncivilized. The students, fans and alumni all have a sense of entitlement due to their purchasing of great players, coaches and equipment from the profits of their one true success, Gatorade. Without that beverage, U of F would be on par with the University of Vanderbilt. The University also has the worst dressed fans and students in the nation.

Dude 1: That guy has a gelled, highlighted mullet, jean shorts(jorts) and a wife-beater with dip stains.

Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.

University of Florida by Gator Hater April 5, 2011