Florida

The United States' penis, the breeding grounds of crackheads, and the most popular vacation spot for hurricanes. A place where alligators have gotten thrown through drive-thru windows.

BriZ: Them Florida bitches for real be havin' sandy cheeks.

by PhoebeSpengler April 22, 2022

florida

the sun

"Man dude, florida is as hot as the core of the sun"

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

University of Central Florida

The orlando community college with an iconic, badass mascot named Knightro.

I go to the University of Central Florida, and I'm probably better than you.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

Floridaing

To do Floridian type things

Now that's floridaing on a 1000%

by Artisticallyholly November 16, 2022

Florida flamer

Your partner puts hot pepper seeds in their mouth and proceeds to preform felatio then when your penis starts to burn you stick it in either their vagina or butthole

She put hot pepper seeds in her mouth and he face fucked her then stuck it in her butthole he performed the Florida flamer

by The best thick January 12, 2022

florida

where the florida men dwell

Person 1: Where can i find the fearsome FLORIDA MAN???

Person 2: Florida

by SlappyBird January 12, 2022