shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"

My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.

by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017

deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

crack fishing

A type of way of catching big ass fuckin fish using a crack rock

Damn Darrel caught a phat ass fish I think he's crack fishing.

by asavage5190 January 20, 2018

snitch-fishing

when one is not only snitching, but also fishing for gossip

“Grandma told me you were going to be drinking this weekend!”

“I told her I wasn’t going to be drinking! She must be snitch-fishing!”

by youmustbejelly November 21, 2018

guy fishing

an act of ogling and looking for hot dudes in a public place. a great fun activity to do with your girl gang.

Slut 1 : What should we do after shopping
Slut 2 : We can go guy fishing in the Men's section

Slut 1 : Hell yes, bitch!

by kgappa January 22, 2019

Face fighting

When you make out with someone.

“I’m gonna fight you”
“Oh no!”
“With my face!”

“What are you and tommy doing after studying?”
“Face fighting”

by 2+2 imma undress you February 16, 2019