I AM NOT CRAZY!
I am not crazy. I know he followed that perfect_feet_in_sexy_shoes account. His follower account was 29, 1 before 30. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. NEVER!

perfect_feet_in_sexy_shoes by ccunit August 5, 2022

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Lego feet

When having sex and your kid leaves legos on the floor. The when you step on them you eject it inside.

Last night I had lego feet with my girl. It was painful but amazing.

Lego feet by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023

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Pik-Kwik Feet

noun: refers primarily to white trash who's feet are stained a dirty black color from walking everywhere barefoot. Commonly also known as soot foot, blackfoot or 7-11 feet, Pik-Kwik Feet just sounds funnier and in places where Pik-Kwik was a local convenience store this version of the noun was often used instead of 7-11 feet or having a blackfoot sighting simply because it rolls off the tongue easier. Either way if you have 7-11 feet, soot foot or Pick-Kwik feet it means you need to not just wash, scrub & exfoliate your feet your stanky feet.

By the time I got down to suck on her toes I quickly stopped because the bitch had some stank ass Pik-Kwik feet.

Pik-Kwik Feet by EricXL July 4, 2012

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Baker Street Feet

The feet of a man who has moved into a ghetto area and shows no regard for necessities such as shoes.

You've got Baker Street Feet, you took a shower and the bottoms of your feet are still black.

Baker Street Feet by Mizzo411 September 6, 2013

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