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Fat Vertigo

When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.

Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.

See also calling in fat
"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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Fat Deal

when entering a supermarket or smaller shop you are looking about to score some deals. When you find that ideal one you are to refer to it as a "Fat Deal" as its low prices makes it available for you to purchase it without having to spend Bare Cash.
M - "oi shan come into tescos for some scran"
R - "shan no everything there is bare expensive"
J- "OH KURWA, there are fat deals in tescos right now, actual go in and buy it"
M,R - "shan J no way there actually is Fat Deals now, cheers bro x"
J - "i got you bro x"
by AsdaMann March 7, 2018
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fat bad

When someone is being the absolute worst (stealing memes, abusing power in Discord, etc.)
Nohl: "Does anyone have anything to say before we banish Jordan for meme stealing?"
Cooper: "Lol yeah Jordan is fat bad"
by КоулКейн March 4, 2019
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fat past

abreviation of pasty. often used to insult a person thts been on the ginsters for quite a while.
calling them a fat bugger in other words
o, look at daz hes such a fat past.
by azzer July 1, 2005
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fat elf

A drug dealer that consumes his own product.
Its really dry around here there must be a fat elf must work this territory.
by fat elf January 12, 2015
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FAT SAVAGE

A fat guy who gets mad bitches and never wears a shirt. Often the center of attention. Gives no fucks what people think about him.
"Yo, did you see Biig Jay at that party last night?!"

"Yeah man! FAT SAVAGE wasn't playin any games!"
by Jay3000000 October 30, 2013
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