Tyler Farmer

He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!

Tyler Farmer is unforgettable.

by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023

cherry farmer

A person who exclusively goes after having sex with virgins.

Did you see those 3 girls leave your roommates room last night? He's such a cherry farmer.

by A Reem of Shit May 3, 2020

Farmer Smart

(Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).

She doesn't hang out with idiots and finds other intellectuals annoying, she must be farmer smart.

by Saviii January 23, 2023

Howdy Farmer

When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car

F*** that's a good f*** howdy farmer hahaha funny b****

by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024

Gerbil Farmer

A man or woman that let's gerbils run and play in there asshole and breeds gerbils for a loving.

We always knew that Steveo was a gerbil farmer. He always had gerbils in his pockets.

by Zzz1987 October 24, 2022

Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.

Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.

by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018

Farmer

Pejorative term for someone who dresses like a (conservative) farmer, especially used for girls. Wearing e.g. turtle neck sweater (+potentially tartan patterned scarf) + bib-and-brace jeans overalls + boots. Conservative clothing style, no cleavage, no short skirt.

M: Girl, you dress like a farmer!
A: Don't you have nothing better to do? Fuck off!

by baddestman January 4, 2020