Fag

The funniest word ever created, I don't understand why people have to be so offended. I'M GAY AND I LIVE WITH MY SPOUSE AND WE ARE BOTH NOT OFFENDED BY THE WORD FAG!!!

Comedian: "Haha what a bunch of fags!"
Hardcore antihomophobe: "Hey you can't use that word! It OFFFFEENNDDSS ME!!!"
Me and my spouse(Gay): "Well then leave this country you faggot piece of shit! We're gay and thankful to be able to be married, and we also love our freedom of speech so stop trying to take our freedoms away dipshit!!!"

by Legalizefag March 6, 2016

closet fag

When someone is gay and they don't admit it.

Sebastian is a closet fag because he doesn't admit he's actually homosexual.

by The OG February 1, 2005

anti-fag

A person who is so unfag, that he eats a hot dog from the center instead of the end.

Timmy is such an anti-fag.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 28, 2004

half a fag

When a man is acting less than macho. Usually used by Italian-Americans while breaking balls. A mezzo finocchio.

Are you going to sit here, whining like half a fag because she left you? Fuggedaboutit! Go out there and get some new poontang.

by Agapito Lucca January 11, 2008

aquafina fag

When people drink bottled water, and only drink aquafina.

Guy 1: I love aquafina! I hate ALL other bottled water!
Guy 2: You're just an aquafina fag.

by gosty7 July 8, 2014

fag fight

a fight between two (or more) homosexual males
or,
a fight between two or more straight males that is so sissy, it is just sad to watch

Flamer #1: "Yo bitch, I slap yo ass!"
Flamer #2: "You only wish you could, you breeder wannabe!"
Bystander: Man, what a fag fight.

by Twizted Zinbad November 8, 2013

Fag Farmer

a person who farms for fags (homosexual)

that guy over there is really cute, but he might be a fag farmer

by Da Meeper April 17, 2011