by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024
A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.
A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.
Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”
Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”
by Wine Unenthusiast March 31, 2022
Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.
Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!
Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!
Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage June 04, 2011
This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
A Newfoundland term for Overalls or Dungarees, possibly a reference to Jim Lester, owner of Lester’s Farm in St. John’s, Newfoundland and how he always wears overalls when seen in public
by spookmullett February 21, 2020
Someone who posts intentionally inflammatory rhetoric knowing it will be quote retweeted condemning the post in order to push their page & gain followers who do share similar viewpoints and/or get viral posts. (A type of troll who uses hate to get views on a social media platform)
by Sidleup72 May 27, 2022
A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 09, 2024