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ethan

ethan is a ugly sack of shit and he should break up with his gf and date aidan cuz they are perfect for each other and they need to date ....
gf i love ethan

ethan "walks over to gf and breaks up with her then goes to aidan"

aidan hey sexy

ethan i want to anal you

aidan get over here and pull down your pants big dick daddy

ethan "moans"
by analme February 12, 2020
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Ethan

A total meanie who thinks he can have any girl he wants. He tries to date older girls just so he sounds cool. Ethan will slap you if you touch what’s his but when he takes your stuff he thinks it’s completely fine. He often will take people from behind and try to hurt them. If you see an Ethan, warn all your friends and then run.
Friend: “Did you see that person grab that child from behind?”
You: “Omg! That’s Ethan! RUN”
by buttney May 31, 2018
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Ethan

quinn: you're acting so ethan right now
by lizzy8160 December 28, 2016
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Ethan

A stupid boy that breaks up with girls every week. If it lasts that long. He usually looks ugly but has good taste in girls
Ethan:You can't beat me up it's her fault that we broke up 🙄
by Tiger CCC January 6, 2017
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ethan

A scrawny south african white boy with a tiny penis that you would need a magnifine glass to see it. He likes phillipenos and men but can never get either of them. He is a world known virgin and a total pedo. His blond hair looks like mouldy french fries from a run down rip off macdonalds.
Nisha- hey ethan i just wanted to say how dumb you are to try get with me your freind looks loki better.
by nisha cancel October 27, 2019
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A fucking faggot. Loves big cock. Thinks he’s the boy when he copies all of Elliott’s jokes. Is also severely retarded and clapped
Person1: That guy is such and Ethan
Person2: yeh his life is sad
by SuccySuccy10buccy January 30, 2018
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ethan torchio

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33
“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?
by worm worm workweek October 11, 2021
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