What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.
O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person
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Powerful solvent when applied to unstable polymers. Often mistaken for language, culture, and geographic place which we all know did not really happen in the alternate universe in which english dissolves those damn polymers.
After the frightful polymer spill a liberal application of english cleaned it right up. The sun gleamed off the bright smooth surface once the english was used.
by paralllell mr. universe October 2, 2003
Get the English mug.A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.
teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!
by Danny Peterson January 12, 2004
Get the advanced English teacher mug.The English claim to be Anglo-Saxons, this is a myth invented in the 18th century to ingratiate themselves with their new German king. Their language was introduced by Roman auxilliaries and comes originally from the Dutch but most of its words are French. The people themselves are mainly Welsh with maybe 10% Danish Vikings, their favourite food is curry and they will drink anything with alcohol in it.
Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.
Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.
by weslangdon April 21, 2013
Get the English mug.An individual studying the language "English". Often found at school/University, these individuals are behind most of the English speaking world, who often develop fluency in the early years of their lives.
Less intelligent than the rest of us, they struggle with concepts of new words and simple grammar (for example: gayerer using a simple '-er' suffix) and spelling of simple words (for example: intrigued)
Less intelligent than the rest of us, they struggle with concepts of new words and simple grammar (for example: gayerer using a simple '-er' suffix) and spelling of simple words (for example: intrigued)
Izzi ran around screaming with her tounge hanging out like an English student
English students intrigue me
No - I am fluent thanks. Not an English student. Seriously.
English students intrigue me
No - I am fluent thanks. Not an English student. Seriously.
by English Pro April 30, 2009
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DEF#2 daaaammnn maammiie, you lookin hawwtt, like a nicole english, uuhhh
DEF#2 daaaammnn maammiie, you lookin hawwtt, like a nicole english, uuhhh
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