English

The language this is written in

English is quite easy to learn! :D

by xxxman360 February 14, 2017

England

The most beautiful city in all of Europe, belonging to the one and only Nick Compton.

Person 1: You ever been to England?
Person 2: Yes I have, such a beautiful city.

by Clorox.Bleach_ July 7, 2017

england

a very populous city and the birthplace of nick crompton.

1: Hey man, i'm from the united states. What about you?
2: ENGLAND IS MY CITY

by abababba September 6, 2017

England is my city

1, A amatuer way of saying "England is my country", 2, A line/phrase said in jake paul's top hit song, "Its everyday bro" that has rather become popular.

Fat guy: Yes im not from compton and england is my city!
Guy: Oh my god, england is a country!

by Dodododood September 26, 2017

England

The beautiful city Nick Crompton is from.

Person: Why are you so obsessed with England?
Me: Nick Crompton was born in that city, duh!
Person: Oh yeah! Nick Crompton is so hot.

Me: HE'S MINE!

by Nick Crompton's Sex Slave October 16, 2017

English 101

English for noobs and the chinese

Person1: Did you take English 101?
Person2: sorri englis no gud i am a chinees

by kebabpenis69 October 20, 2019

English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand

I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet

by Pappa Dizzle November 2, 2019