chemical engineer

(1) Someone who wishes he or she was cool enough to do electrical engineering, but had to settle for something lower

(2) An individual who chooses to go through the hell of extremely hard classes, ergo an individual who hates themself

Tony is a chemical engineer because he enjoys suffering and pain.

by engrman September 26, 2010

Engage

A word first originated in 2011 by one Miss Frances Farish during an intense drama lesson. Before this defining moment there had been no words appropriate to describe what a play should set out to achieve.

It is essential that when this word is used one must pay homage to Miss Farish directly afterward.

Your production of Woyzeck should aim to engage (nod to Fran) the audience

by Mr Carberry September 29, 2011

dropping engine parts off at the shop

to take a dump, deficate, pinch a loaf.

Amrit was dropping engine parts off at the shop, when he saw Senator Craig.

by wildedetective September 25, 2007

my engine was started

to get fingered

OMG, my engine was started last night

by blythgyal August 27, 2008

culinary-engineer

A person of culinary background, employed by frozen food companies to experiment and determine the appropriate cooking temperatures, times and microwave wattages to achieve optimal results without putting consumers health at risk.

Ever wonder why they set a certain temperature for the oven and the times, and why you must have a certain wattage microwave to cook certain meals? Well, I believe this culinary-engineer is the one who after many trials and tribulations comes to the conclusion of the precise combination of temp and time that these meals must be prepared.

by Jok3r13 June 18, 2010

Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.

Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."

by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012

Bio engineering

Slang term for hooking up or having sex.

After we had drinks, the new girl in accounting and I went back to my place for a little "bio engineering"!

by James Weyand February 17, 2006