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lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?
by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008
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Emotional bitchslap

When shot down by a girl/guy, you have been emotionally bitchslapped
Guy:Wanna dance?
Girl:Fuck no retard!
Bitch: HA! u got a big ass Emotional bitchslap!
by The emotional bitchslapper February 3, 2009
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Evolution in action

A rhetorical observation made whenever another human is observed to be making an expensive or potentially fatal error.
Person A: I'm going to put all my money into dotcoms
Person B: Evolution in action, man

Employee A: Bob showed up drunk again to work today
Employee B: Evolution in action

Action: Motorcyclist riding without helmet
Person: Evolution in action
by srnsf April 6, 2006
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Emotionally Retarded

To have a serious or traumatic experience in your love life or just relationship that makes you confused on what you feel is right.
Damn, I've been in love with becca for over 3 years and she just betrayed me. I don't know what to do, I think I'm emotionally retarded.
by OrgasmicLarry September 1, 2016
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emotional fling

Is a brief period of time where u think u had feelings for someone.But the truth of the matter is u don't.This usually happens when the person helps u get through a tough time and this it is a more likely to happen with a friend from the opposite sex.
Dude for a brief period of time I thought i had emotional fling with Charlotte, when she was helping me get through the break up.
by gosgrd January 25, 2010
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(r)evolution

Movement that originated on the East Coast of America.

The "R" in parenthesis combined with the word 'evolution' represents a higher (evolved) awareness of the true nature of the world and the strong desire to fix certain systems that oppose this nature (revolution).
(r)evolution
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by Borris Mordison September 26, 2009
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micro-evolution

evolutionary change involving the gradual accumulation of mutations leading to new varieties within a species.
Evidence of micro-evolution can be found in minor change observed over a short period of time in a living thing.
by war and love December 15, 2012
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