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Evan

The biggest manwhore you will ever meet. He lies and cheats and he spikes his hair like he's 12. He is pretentious rich white boy that the world is better without. He thinks hes all that but he can only get girls who look like they are in middle school. He thinks hes so metal but he listens to stupid emo scene bands. Dating him is hell. He claims that he has real issues when in reality he his only issues are first world problems like "ugh im gunna kill myself because my parents bought me a white iphone 6 instead of a black one" (Real quote from him). He thinks hes all that because hes on swim team... But hes the worst one on the team (Awkward).
"Hey Evan, how are you?"
"Im PIMPINNNNN i have so many bitches and im filthy rich!! Get away from me pesant"
by wirodeu December 16, 2014
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Evan

Also known as Evab. A verifiable psychopath with a history of Clash of Clans addiction and in intelligence comparable to that of a dingus.
Evan's dingus is tiny.
by taller baller June 20, 2014
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evanacious

bodaciously vivacious.
but this person/thing must be a hippie-ish.
its cool.
its rad.
and its better than everything else
hey that VW van is soo evanacious
by kiky August 2, 2007
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Evander handypalm

Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.
Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.

Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.
by hunkyfukkahff June 19, 2011
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Evan

The secret identity of the Pun-isher. Never stops telling jokes. You either hate him, or you love him for his jokes. If you invade him in Dark Souls, you might be fucked.
Evan never shuts up about his jokes. Ever.
by ZanosEdits April 9, 2017
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EVAN

a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE
by EVAN ICE CREAM April 25, 2017
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Evan

Evan is a beautiful, kind, and sexy ginger. He knows who to make you feel happy and loved. Also he is the GAYEST human being in the world.
OMGGGG EVAN IS SOOOOO GAYYY FOR CONNOR!
by AliceForRealsOMGA February 22, 2018
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