Dylan Turkenkopf is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's always wearing the newest trendy clothing, always using the newest slang and radiates a cool vibe overall. Don't be fooled though, he is also very nice. He won't ever talk down on you, and will always build you up. In terms of physical appearance, there isn't a man more handsome. Looking at his body bare is one of the greatest visual treats one can experience. When he walks down the halls or down the street, women line up just to get a quick glance. He could pull anyone he wanted to, but stays humble and waits for his moment on love.
From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.
VERY HOT!!!
From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.
VERY HOT!!!
Dylan Turkenkopf once missed two straight days of school. Those days are now called Saturday and Sunday.
by Currently riding Dylan's meat March 09, 2023
by wifeofcalumhood November 15, 2020
The sort of person you would mistake for a tree.
A six foot five 15 year old who lives somewhere near London
A six foot five 15 year old who lives somewhere near London
by Rhys loves sheep and the clap November 26, 2019
Person 1: You know that kid who got locked in a locker last week?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him at WalMart the other day.
Person 1: He got hit by a car yesterday.
Person 2: Well he sure pulled a Dylan Work.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him at WalMart the other day.
Person 1: He got hit by a car yesterday.
Person 2: Well he sure pulled a Dylan Work.
by Prof. Kit January 03, 2011
The word Bob Dylan can be used in a sentence to fill in any word that is not remembered at the moment. It is very helpful in life when you cannot remember a word, phrase, or even a name.
I Bob Dylan'd the kid so he looked at me and Bob Dylan'd me back. Bob Dylan gave me a Bob Dylan glare Bob Dylanning the Bob Dylan while constantly Looking at the Bob Dylan trying to eat some Bob Dylan. But he Bob Dylan'd sadly Bob Dylanning back to his Bob Dylan
by Chief Mendez June 13, 2009
A main character in the popular teen girl books, The Clique Series. Dylan Marvil is a member of the girls' clique, the Pretty Committee. Is constantly obsessed with losing weight, even though she is far from fat.
Dylan Marvil: I wish I could be as skinny as you.
Girl: Dude, you're skinnier.
Dylan Marvil: (pulls out a nutrition bar) But I'm FAAAAAAAATT!
Girl: Dude, you're skinnier.
Dylan Marvil: (pulls out a nutrition bar) But I'm FAAAAAAAATT!
by Ann O'Nonymous June 27, 2008
by TheBong July 02, 2014