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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
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Dusty Mudslide

The act of having intercourse with a woman 60 or older that hasn’t had sex in at least 5 years while using feces as lubrication
Dude, last week I was with Brandon’s grandma Sharon, and she pulled me into her room and told me to give her a dusty mudslide
by Unidentifiable system user September 14, 2018
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dusty stevens

Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.
I gave my sister a dusty stevens last night!
by Freesalad January 11, 2020
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dusty neck

Look at his dusty neck he's so ratchet
by Tarajo20 January 4, 2016
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Dusty

dust·y
ˈdəstē
adjective

filled with disgusting traits
Seainna said to her dance coach: “That boy is dusty.”
by dancer3215 August 29, 2018
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dusty dickins

When baby powder is placed in a partner's ass crack (as if powdering a baby during diapering), and a man gets behind the 1st partner.

The 1st partner then facts onto the man's penis, covering it with a puff of powder, or a "dusting".
Iafter the cattle rustlin' we were all a bit moist sown under, so we asked our women-folk to give us all some dusty dickins.
by KingofSpain357 June 23, 2016
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