Flamingo Dancing

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.

"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."

by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020

5 dancing babies

When a man ejaculates somewhere leaving his " kids" or " babies "

Girl 1: I slept over at my man's house

Girl 2: did he leave his 5 Dancing babies

by Goldenskin ✨ September 5, 2020

coffin dancing

Tempting fate most likely inviting disastrous consequences.

That boi trying to step to me? This MF straight Coffin Dancing.

by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021

square dancing

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4

I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 4, 2021

fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it

guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

by poopiemeth69 May 26, 2021

belly dancing grandma

squiddlewapper

“oh u silly belly dancing grandma!!”

by tartaglias wife July 9, 2021

belly dancing grandma

squiddlewapper

“dance til your dead u silly belly dancing grandma!!”

by tartaglias wife July 9, 2021