Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.
by basicde June 3, 2015
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That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.
by goatballs December 26, 2013
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After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.
by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019
Get the Douche Puffette mug.The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.
by BustaNutt May 6, 2011
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Get the Douche-Tard mug.It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.
by giant in Korea May 9, 2011
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