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Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.
After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.
by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019
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Car Douche

The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.
by BustaNutt May 6, 2011
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creamy douche

A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.
That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.
by goatballs December 26, 2013
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thunder douche

when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard
Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.
by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009
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Texas Douche

When your turd hits the water in the toilet so hard it backsplashes all over your ass.
"You're such a Texas Douche...no better than an ass covered in shit water."
by Cabaluchi February 20, 2020
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PoePouche The Douche

Edgar Allan Poe

A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking
PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."
by Poehater626 December 4, 2018
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