Do the things

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.

'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'

by ReallyKindaSorta August 27, 2020

stagnant do

A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.

The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do without a stag. Hence it was a stagnant do.

by In Benidorm with no stag May 11, 2009

Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021

Doing a Taz

When all your mates are keen to do something but you hit them with every excuse in the book

"You coming to the movies joel" "na sorry I have to save money" stop doing a taz

by Mr mysterious November 3, 2017

Doing the shido

Not even considering anything romantical until youve known the other person for at least 3 years and in that time treating everyone equally by not giving a fuck about them

How's it going with that girl? - Ah don't worry, I'm doing the shido.

by randomstranger2 November 7, 2019

Shnizzle Do

the crevice of your wang (pee hole)

i heard that gook adam's shnizzle do got all fucked up after he got soap in it!

by dickbagadamsmith69 March 22, 2009

Do The Mario

The ending theme of The Super Mario Bros Super Show, sung by Lou Albano performing the Mario dance and singing a song to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. Ground Theme.

Lou : Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side

Come on, it's time to go!

Audience : *doing the Mario*

by hellohelllllllllllo January 14, 2022