Depressed Octopus

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.

Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!

by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011

The Great Depression

The Great Depression, also known as the great grandfather to the Corona Pandemic. It was the worst economic downtown that lasted from 1929-1939 making each and everything depressing to look at just like how hard the stocks market got massacred at the time.

The title granted The Greatest Depressed person in the world by the rest of the depressed people sharing the world with his great majesty.

Grandfather: Boy, let me tell you about the time the world went into the great depression
Boy: The future is now old man, welcome to the Corona pandemic, The Great Depression 2.0

Friend 1: Hey did you meet The Great Depression?
Friend 2: Yeah man, His depression was so great to the point where my struggles felt so insignificant. i feel so good about myself now
Friend 1: That man has shouldered the depression accumulated throughout your entire life . you are free now brother

by M1ndFudge June 20, 2020

Depressed David

A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)

He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.

by Bitchlee May 3, 2018

Great Depression

When your classmates get triggered at you for not working and then getting an F on writing assignment.

This grade is giving me the Great Depression.

by Brownduck March 15, 2017

cure for depression

sex

girl: omgomg im so depressed i want to kill myself
dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me ;)

by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020

financial depression

Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).

Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.

Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.

by Kez 4 Prez December 14, 2010

Electronic Depression

When a person has no life, and sits on the computer for hours or hours at a time. They usually think about all the negative things in life. Suicide is thought of. They usually have waves of these feelings. Maybe for days at a time, or hours. And when one wave ends, they happily sit down at the computer and begin to get depressed again. Usually doesn't have a lot of friends, because they always talk about negative things.

REMEDIES: To get out of the house, work out, go to a baseball game, walk around town, go out in the country and get dirty, totally own someone, read the bible.

Dude, Blane had bad electronic depression. So his computer finally crashed from all the messaging he'd been doing, so he finally decided to go outside and find something else to do, now he loves baseball!

by pscyhoawesome April 20, 2009