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squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
by B00gle December 16, 2011
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taco dive

Hey Denise, I dare you to go taco dive on Justin's food.
by say WHAAAT?! February 26, 2011
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Diving Pheonix

Making a 5 foot dive, hips thrust forward with your body at a horizontal angle while a woman lays with her legs spread; speed will be gained during the fall and a full penetration in an instant which may cause breaking of the male penis.
I worked my left and right analogs and gave her the deepest Diving Pheonix.
by Naota Aeon March 1, 2011
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Skoba Diving

An Ill attempt at spelling the term "Scuba Diving" often typed/texted by dumb blondes who don't know how to smoke ciggarettes, let alone carry out the task of scuba diving.
Livy asked me to go skoba diving.. whatever the fuck that means...?
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Hoard Diving

The act of diving into someone's hoard. Usually for fun or profit.

Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.
Pedro went hoard diving in Valencia and found a dead cat and some movie posters from 1981.

Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.
by dconder July 28, 2011
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Diving the red sea

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!
My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.
by mandudno2 August 17, 2011
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Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
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