dick measuring contest

A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.

The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.

by Cosmo October 12, 2005

Donald Dick

A micropenis; an unusually small penis.

The artist portrayed U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump with an apparent Donald Dick.

by Ruthless Bates February 24, 2017

crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

by austingale March 8, 2008

Dick Down December

Following “No Nut November”, Single men smash as many females as they wish in the month of December.

Guy 1: Bro, it’s finally December! You know what that means?
Guy 2: Christmas presents?
Guy 1: That and it’s also Dick Down December!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m ready for it! I’ve been waiting for No Nut November to end!

by KingTau November 8, 2018

Unsolicited dick pic

When a man doesn't warn his parter before he sends a picture of his dick

Girl: Why the fuck did u send an unsolicited dick pic?
Guy: I thought you like surprises...

by (Urban Dicktionary) July 10, 2016

Dick Sucking Lips

Usually a female who has lips so perfect and full, they look as if they should be wrapped around a dick right now. Usually with high gloss lip gloss coated on them.

Damn, is that cum or lip gloss on Keisha's beautiful dick sucking lips

by Phred May 23, 2004

cinderella dick

A penis that is the perfect fit in length and girth for a specific women. Named after the fairy tale Cinderella with the glass slipper that fits perfectly.

"It's as long as it can be without hurting, and just as wide as I like it; I have finally found my cinderella dick."

by burntilsatisfied December 4, 2009