Skip to main content
April 19th is the day to clown the last place in the Eastern Conference and Ft Lauderdales favorite frauds Inter Miami (more like Outer Miami) and all the fans that jumped ships too
“Bro I can’t believe you left us for Inter Miami, It’s ok, you can clown me on National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day
by Josh Simons ⚫️🔴🏆 April 10, 2022
mugGet the National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day mug.

Calling it a day

A day that resists definition, that ends only when you hand the phone over to the person beside you. It's late and you realize you're hungry. Then suddenly you know there was one more thing to say but you've already handed it over. For a moment you realize that unless you press it firmly closed your thoughts will flap in the warm wind. Until then, the person on the other end will follow you in the wrong direction. What you said will never be what you meant, an imperfect urban plan. Some day in the past, the entire conversation would have taken place in letters. You would have pressed firmly closed what you never said. The person beside you hangs up.
You're always so busy I don't want to interrupt you. I took it as encouragement that you even wanted to talk. This is calling it a day.
by Rayhsu Alexleslie April 21, 2010
mugGet the Calling it a day mug.

International to cut mens dick day

April 19th is the International to cut mens dick day

Men suck except for fictional men periodt.
Person 1:Hey it's april 19th!Do you know what it means

Person 2:INTERNATIONAL TO CUT MENS DICK DAY!!
by De Nicki Minaj March 28, 2021
mugGet the International to cut mens dick day mug.

It's every fucking day

A phrase used after someone says what they did.
Jacob: Dude! I just laid for the first time!

Colton: It's every fucking day!
by GiiRAFF November 27, 2011
mugGet the It's every fucking day mug.

The Independence Day

When you try again despite the first result being abject failure. As seen in at the end of the movie Independence Day when Bill Pullman tries to shoot the alien mother-ship again despite the first attempt utterly failing.
After this girl failed to call him back, he tried to pull The Independence Day by calling her again. Unlike the satisfying ending to the movie it didn't end well.
by DT0724 December 10, 2012
mugGet the The Independence Day mug.

National In n Out Day

National In n Out Day means, A day to eat freshly made burgers. But, we don't sell them for free on national In n Out Day. But, feel free and grab yourself a burger!
by Lowkeyy.eva June 8, 2020
mugGet the National In n Out Day mug.

Incel day

day for incels

takes place March 27th
by nontu inc. April 17, 2022
mugGet the Incel day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email