Shit curtains

its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.

“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”

by Me.RubberBand Man June 7, 2023

the curtains are clear

When a woman’s nipples are showing through her shirt. Likely due to cold weather.

The AC is on full blast and all the curtains are clear.

by JZames October 18, 2022

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

by MJ.is.my.daddy January 9, 2010

Curtains

Curtains is another Brooklyn slang for “it’s clipped” and “it’s quiet”. For a better understanding it means you’re done.

For example once I see that bith it’s “curtains”.

by PowerPussayGirls November 22, 2021

leg curtains

Essentially pants, but sometimes the pants are so wide they don’t show your legs. They are hidden behind you pants like a curtain

Man that guy has on a pair of huge leg curtains

by Mrshuffnotpuff April 15, 2022

Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020

curtain

when someone is cockblocking aka preventing someone from getting game

I was about to pull up on shorty but AJ kept curtaining me like he’s on a mission.
I hate curtains.

by sunkissedaura April 11, 2025