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Crusty

Alondras wierd ass
Ur crusty
by LaloA03 December 16, 2019
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crusty sadness

An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male
Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.
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crusty queen

a queen with multiple std’s, chapped ass lips, and shits the bed
Damn, Queen Lizalaia done shit the bed, she a crusty queen
by Krafffffty August 10, 2021
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Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.
“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”
by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023
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Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.
My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.
by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016
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Crusty MUN

Crusty MUN is a general term to describe delegates, typically from the Midwest who exhibit any, but not limited to, the following behaviors: asking you to get lunch opening night, having a black backpack with loose papers in it, a not properly tied tie, wearing a pantsuit, having serial killer handwriting

If a delegate exhibits traits of both Crusty MUN and Sweaty MUN, they are part of a rare group called Sticky MUN. A select variety of delegates, namely West Coast MUN and Dexter Daramali of Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire, IL, fall under this category.
DISEC is SO Crusty MUN today, half the committee voted to divide the question on a 20 clause resolution.
by sheev_palpatine May 9, 2018
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Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe
Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on
by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019
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