crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.
Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.
by JohnnyMaples December 06, 2022
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crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.
1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.
by A very creative cunt February 22, 2018
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An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.
I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.
by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017
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Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty
Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear
by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020
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crusty oreo

When you nut into a Chips Ahoy and put another Chips Ahoy on top of it.
I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.
by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020
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Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants
Mommmm I have crusty pants again
by OrangeTS May 29, 2019
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crusty opinion

A crusty opinion is an opinion ain‘t nobody wanna hear ITS CRUSTYYYY
Somebody: girl you r so ugly
Me: Did i ask for your crusty opinion
by The realest O.G. June 02, 2019
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