crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.
Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.
by JohnnyMaples December 06, 2022
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crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.
1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.
by A very creative cunt February 22, 2018
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An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.
I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.
by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017
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Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty
Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear
by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020
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Crusty Finger Duster

When someone uses their dirty and scabbed hands to perform secual gratification in return for goods or services. No lubricant is used and typically the scabs from the 'Duster' will fall onto the genitalia of the person they are dusting
Dude, Lauren is outside of Pilot giving a Crusty Finger Duster for a pack of cigs and enough gas to get home.
by MadDawgShorty July 30, 2021
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musty and crusty

instead of not taking a shower i was snapping people that's why i am musty and crusty
by aasdasdasdasdasdad October 29, 2021
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crusty knuckle

A crusty knuckle is when you have your girl stimulate your prostate by shoving her middle finger up your anus. Look at her knuckle once she is done.
I blew a load so hard while Christina was giving me a Crusty Knuckle.
by John Chapman May 16, 2007
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