dance cream

When you're dancing so much to the point where undergarments rub against your "parts" too much and you ejaculate

Boy 1: Did you hear that Lisa got dance cream at homecoming?

Boy 2: Seriously? God that must be so embarrassing

by Merrychristmasfucker November 16, 2016

cream glazing

The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.

Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.

by Bad_decisions August 28, 2019

butthole cream

Butthole cream: when you anal masturbate untill your butthole begins to make a white creamy liquid at smells like sprem

Oh my God keep it up and your going to make my butthole cream

by Jonny small cock February 12, 2016

Clotted cream

Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022

Proscenium Cream

The rush of adrenaline and or endorphines from performing a show on stage

"Oh how i long for that Proscenium Cream"

"4 months of work just for that sweet sweet bit of proscenium cream"

by Thicc lord 4000 August 18, 2023

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u April 09, 2018

Cubical Cream

you take whatever meaning you want
whether it be cube
for stability
or cream
for riches
whatever you want it to be

i want cubical cream said john, whatever you want john

by fortnight dance April 27, 2021