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Country Sucker

A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .

The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.

They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.

America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
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Country Club Special

The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.
Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.
by Miss MannersPA June 27, 2016
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Country camper slut

A typical country female that usually likes to engage sexual acts with various partners inside a camper.
So Billy wanna have sex in that there camper? Sure tiffany I would love too. (Country camper slut)
by Lilny2416 October 2, 2016
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country doggie

Me and Marla like to do the country doggie at our family reunion.
by girlwithapinkrange April 2, 2017
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country mom

A woman that is below the Mason Dixon line, that is a mother of a child. This mother can also cook, and clean. As well she is thicc
Amy Head is a country Mom.
by Frankljn January 7, 2018
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Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
by SebiBaby May 27, 2018
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Country Dropping

A guy at a party that excessively slips in all the countries he's visited by inserting mundane references into a conversation in an effort to impress some stupid chick with big tits
OMG Yes...this Totinos Pizza Roll totally reminds me of the pizza rolls they have in Prague. Fuuuuk....what a night . you've been to Prague right? Country Dropping
by NicerJeff May 31, 2018
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