Codebase Dysmorphism Syndrome

Codebase Dysmorphism Syndrome or CDS for short, is a condition which programmer struggles with structuring, organizing, and defining their codebase. Individuals with CDS may have difficulty at doing things like naming variables with comically descriptive name or deciding if they should use camelCase or snake_case for their files, often these symptoms causes by stuff such as lack of code standards or being worried with future backward compatibility issue.

essentially it is like an existential crisis, but for your code.

steve: "oh man i don't know if i should name this class 'ModelAbstractBaseCoreFactoryManager' or 'modelAbstractBaseCoreFactoryManager'"

"steve is suffering from Codebase Dysmorphism Syndrome!"

by inf1337 April 6, 2023

Code 3 Captain Crunch

When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break

“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants”

by Jyfsdbpa July 16, 2023

sarcasm code: ""

When talking online, it is hard to convey sarcasm because people cannot hear the tone of your voice. Therefore, people use "" at the end of a sarcastic phrase to let the other person(people) know that sarcasm is being used.

I am so excited to have a test first thing tomorrow! "" (sarcasm code: "")

by way2kewl4skewl October 9, 2011

eyebrow code

A way to communicate in a sexy and flirtatious way with a person in a crowded room, while trying to remain oblivious to others.

She is flirting with you using her eyebrows... Can't you read eyebrow code!

by FAS717 January 24, 2014

percussion code

The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.

Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.

by Superior Trumpet February 19, 2014

booty code

Getting booty pics and not telling anyone

Im not saying it's the booty code

by Sk8fgt February 20, 2015

Mercy code

The 'Mercy Code' states that any bro must let another bro off the hook for a dare or bet that has been lost if it has serious impact on their ability to get chicks. If any physical bet was lost, the better must revoke the claim if the bettee is going to be trying to get girls within a certain time frame. For example, if the bettee has parties coming up, he must be at his prime. A true bro knows this. And therefore a bro must help him as much as possible. If the the 'Mercy Code' is broken, then whoever broke it shall be considered a dog to his fellow bros.

Guy #1: "Did you hear what happened to jake?"
Guy #2: "He got the mercy code from sean didn't he?"
Guy #1: "Nah sean completely dogged him, made him go to Jessica's in a thong. He's a little shit"

by scottmcdonald January 6, 2016